Lumberjack 100 2010...Or is that Lumbarjack?

Opera Sacrum
My lower back has found its voice. It has become a basso profundo bellowing from the lumbar to the farthest corners of the auditorium. Or woods in this case.

I don't usually have back issues. It sits behind there, in a manner of speaking, quite out of mind most of the time. It does its job well, keeping me from flopping over like an unattended puppet. 80 miles into a mountain bike race, however, and it begins to hum its own expressive tune. Up a steep climb and it runs a few scales, an arpeggio or two. Then, when it finally breaks out in song, it's not to be ignored.

Having never ridden 100 miles on a mountain bike casually, much less in a race, I'd wondered what would come to the forefront of my issues. My fears had been elsewhere. Dearth of fluids, cramping, bonking due to lack of food, hands clamping to the bars like a pair of lobster claws, total brain fade, wandering aimlessly off course. All were likely candidates. Then, there it was. La, la, la, la. Food, this time, was not the issue. Leaning over was. It's hard not to lean over when you're riding a bike. I didn't see a lot of recumbents in this race, so most of us were in the same place on this.

But that back thing didn't happen until later. There are other things to talk about first.

E, D & Beam Aerie
I got a kick out of hearing that there were those who took handups the whole race. Not me, man. I stopped every half lap and ate like it was my last meal. Ever. Nor did I just wait for the rest stops. I had pockets loaded with granola bars and electrolyte gels that I consumed voraciously in the deepest recesses of that course. On top of that, I had a Camelback loaded with water and one water bottle full of Heed in the cage. This race was to be completed with a gourmand's ethic. If there were berry bushes along the route I would have gladly stopped to pick and eat.

These Ain't Real Racers...These is Sears Racers
Mountain bikers don't have the race attitude down yet. They spend far too much time being friendly. They thanked me if I let them pass, or they moved aside willingly if I was behind. They even asked if I wanted to pass, wondering if they were going too slow for me? They chatted happily during the "race," and offered help to anyone broken down along the way. They'll catch on eventually and start shoving other competitors off into the forest primeval, but for now they're an awfully good band to share the trail with.

Part of the problem was the beauty of the place. It was almost a shame to waste by going too fast. That's my excuse at any rate. This is some of the most gorgeous single track as you'll find anywhere. I'm a Michiganophile anyway (not sure if that's legal, but I refuse to go through a 12 step program to cure me of this passion), but the surroundings here are ravishing enough to entice you to slow down and savor it all.

I had a particularly long and pleasant conversation with Mike from the Racing Greyhounds on a singlespeed. I think it was Mike Woods, if I'm guessing correctly from his placing in the results and if it isn't the same guy, we were in the woods the whole time so it's close enough. We talked bike racing and beer and other crucial world shattering topics. He's done all kinds of crazy endurance races and rides and he must have made all kinds of friends along the way with his good nature. It's moments like this that help me realize why this kind of thing is so much fun. His legs were cranking well and he eventually rode away after the food stop on the second loop, but I gladly sent him off with good voodoo.

I rode much of the race with Ron, an Ann Arborite, who's only other race claim to fame was one Iceman. He and I came across one another somewhere about the middle of the first loop and there he was lap after lap alongside me. He was looking for some tips, probably thinking that my boundless experience in 100 mile bike races would provide him with the winning edge. Sure, I've done long races of various kinds in the past, with mixed and sometimes dubious results.

My strategy, as noted above, was to eat and drink the equivalent of a grocery store's worth of food in nine plus hours. I've bonked twice before in long races and it wasn't going to happen this time for sure. That's the only counsel I could offer, but he hung around anyway, though it became apparent to me somewhere in the midst of the second loop that he was strong enough to venture forth on his own without my weary assistance.

On top of it all, I'd bashed my head hard on the new Yakima bike rack at least five times in the past couple of days. I'd just installed it on the top of my Prius and the cross bars are strategically positioned over the doors. I slammed my forehead enough to change the already questionable level of my IQ. It's disputable under ideal circumstances to ask me for advice, after a number of head plows it was not a good plan. But Ron didn't know that. He trusted me. Poor guy.

I think, Ron, that you have this stuff figured out far better than I do. If we meet in the future, bear in mind that I'm still working on stumbling over myself. You on the other hand graduated. Go for it.

I also came upon Ryan from Two Wheel Tango. I didn't know it was Ryan until he introduced himself because he was wearing an Indiana U jersey of all things. And a helmet. I've never seen him in a helmet. All I heard was a voice that said, as I was passing by, "I work there." It didn't register for a minute, especially since I thought this guy was from Indiana, but then I realized he was talking to me with my Two Wheel jersey on and he was referring to that. We, too, had a great chat. Then we came upon a small pack of riders and got all spread apart on the single track and that was the last I saw him.

My Need to Work with Ben on Some Issues
My biggest concern is Ben Caldwell. We started together, but it didn't take long for that to change. I learned at the finish that he was stupid enough to ride nearly the whole thing taking hand ups. He, unlike me with my infinite wisdom, didn't stop to socialize in the start area or the midway stop during each loop. He just kept chugging away, loop after loop. With this ridiculous strategy he somehow managed to stumble over the finish line in a little over 8 hours. I'll have to work with him on this. There was a time I could beat Ben. Some things should never change. I liked beating him. I'm not sure if I like my new role.

Then again, he did let me use his race tent as a place to park my copious quantities of food and drink. I'll give him a break on that. And he is one of the nicest guys out there. He deserves a few points for that. Plus, there was the chance to meet and chat with Jen and Matt, his friends and fellow tent housers whose chairs came in awfully handy after 100 miles. I never thought to bring a chair. It's one of those things you think a lot about after peeling your body off the bike when all is over. Sitting is a good plan at this point.

My only other concern is that Robert Herriman is now in the 50+ category. I've met him. I don't think he's anywhere near 50. He doesn't look or race like any old 50 year old guy. Somebody check his driver's license, huh. The guy's got a scam going and now that he's joined my category I want to put an end to it right here and now.

Logistical Nightmare (Without Sleep?)
I learned that the hardest part of these long endurance races is the logistics. I arrived on Friday evening at 7pm to pick up my race packet, then had to figure out a place to camp, then make and scarf down dinner. A short 12 hours later we were rolling down the road at the beginning of a long day on the trail. It felt like one big swirl in the interim. Plus, I was serenaded all night by some musical species of frog that sounded like bass players in an echo chamber. THWUM, thwum, thwum, all night long. We have late night noise laws here in Ann Arbor. It's time to make it a statewide thing.

Those who put this race together did an amazing job. The course was so well marked even I didn't get lost. That in itself deserves an award. The organization was top notch, with very little left to figure out. Can I just put in a request for the vegans and vegetarians among us. I imagine we're a minority in this group, but we do need protein at the end of the race. Beans. That's all I ask. They're very musical, too. A bowl of those and I'm ready to do battle with my operatic back and those thwumming frogs.

Great race. Great ride. Great job everybody.

If you want to know the results of the race, go here:
www.raceservices.com/10/lj100/061910_all.txt

Sorry there are no race pics here. I was either too panicked (beginning), too busy racing (middle), or too exhausted (end) to lift a camera.